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Yao Ming 

Noun

An increment of measure equal to 7 feet 5 inches or approximately 2.27 meters.
This room is 3 Yao Mings long.

Walk a few Yao Mings in these shoes and see how you like them.
Yao Ming by Dan Drucker July 6, 2004

Yao Ming Hater 

A person who hates on Yao. Usually ignorant people who are prejudiced against any non-black basketball players, such as Stephen A. Smith. Or generally an idiot who just doesn't know what he is talking about, such as Steve Kerr.
Stephen A: GUESS WHAT!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!! If you're once known as Mr. Softy, you're always gon' be known as Mr. Softy. You know they're making a big deal about the fact that he's more aggresive, WELL BIG DEAL! HE'S 7 FEET 5!!!! WHY NOT BE AGGRESSIVE!!!
John Saunders: Thank you for watching KIA NBA Shootaround...
Stephen A: GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!
John Saunders: "We will see you after the...
Stephen A: BYE!!!
John Saunders: ...game.
Stephen A: SOFT!!!!!!

Steve Kerr "The 7-6 Chinaman"

Steve Kerr: "Quick, who is the second-best center in the NBA? Obviously Shaquille O'Neal is the best, and the name most people put after Shaq is Yao Ming. In fact, Yao has been on fire of late, averaging 32 points and 11 boards over his last five games.

But if you said Chris Kaman, you wouldn't be far off."

Guy1: Chris who? Ya a Yao Ming Hater

wo yao ni de pi gu

I want your ass (In Mandarin)
Daaaaamn girl! Wo yao ni de pi gu!
wo yao ni de pi gu by Dim Sum Dolly December 20, 2004

Yao-Ming 

a 7ft 5in Chinese man who plays basketball also is in the Houston Rockets
Yao-Ming by Anonymous July 25, 2003

YAO RAMEN 

local Petaluma enterprise founded by Joseph M. and ran by many. You can tell an OYR (ORIGINAL YAO RAMENER) by our brand on our lip. YAO RAMEN is a life style, a way of life. We all live it with our own uniqueness. We welcome all followers and supporters.

YAO RAMEN- COMING SOON TO YOUR TOWN!
Im ready to party, lets yao ramen it up!!

YAO RAMEN WHAT IS IT TO YOU!

YAO RAMEN ITS WHATS FOR DINNER!

YAO RAMEN LIKE A G6

YAO RAMEN DOES IT RUN THRU YOU VAINS!

YAO RAMEN CALL--when walking in to a room of people give one good YAO RAMEN to call out other members of the yao ramen nation. (FALSE YAO RAMENERS WILL BE NOTICED)
YAO RAMEN by OYR November 23, 2010
a legendary emperor of China who, with his successor (Shun), was a paragon of good government.
Yo Ima let you finish, but Yao was the great emperor of all time.
Yao by Lathrim August 25, 2013