Beat the piss out of an old friend 

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

Beat the piss out of an old friend by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day

On May 14th you post an embarrassing/awkward photo of your bestfriend(s) on any social media.

For eg. *insert picture* caption: Happy National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day!

National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day by niamhiglol April 13, 2021

shake hands with the wife's best friend 

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

shake hands with the wife's best friend by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003

beating the shit out of your midget friend 

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

beating the shit out of your midget friend by big man with little things April 14, 2018

International day of having a Portuguese best friend 

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.

"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!

International day of having a Portuguese best friend by The Portuguese Kids July 13, 2017

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t-series are big gey like daniels friend alex by Chinооk March 11, 2019

Send an ass pick to your male friend day 

Send an ass pick to your male friend day, is when a female sends a booty picture to a Male friend they feel comfortable around.
This event happens on the 6th of every month.

Female: " Happy Send an ass pick to your male friend day." *sends booty pic*
Male: 0_0
Female: "Enjoy"

Send an ass pick to your male friend day by Demented basterd April 5, 2021