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1. jones'n
to engage in conversation with the opposite sex, both on the phone and in person, or to spend time with them. due to this, there is a severe decrease in the amount of time spent with one's bros. sometimes, a disease can develop which leads to one becoming addicted to jones'n which is called jones mcnasty aka james yi or erinn knox.
matt: yi, you have been jones'n all day with that girl, and you haven't gotten anything

yi: man shut up you a beech

matt: JONES MCNASTY
2. Cayli Jones
A really cool girl who is the brother of (chris jones). She does not resemble this person at all. Stupid kids like to call her by her other brothers name but that is not her name.
You reminf me of cayli jones.
by Cayli Jones Feb 19, 2005 share this
3. Hoop Jones
The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).
Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.
by Hoop Jones Jun 27, 2005 share this
4. mike jones
A rapper whose songs are pretty alright. The only problem is, is that because Mike Jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-class white boys scream "MIKE JOOONNNNEEESSSS!" like it's going out of style. Which it is, folks. It is.
Teacher - Can someone name for me one of the most influential artists during the Rennaisance period?
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11!
5. Dyke Jones
A.K.A Mike Jones

The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.

A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.
Chamillionaire
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked

Who? Dyke Jones
6. smarty jones
A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.
I'll give you a smarty jones
7. Mike Jones
A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach
Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones
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