-8

The new Reddit funny number; looks like a penis

OP: dude -8
Other: what
OP: haha funny number 2

by moosetwin December 8, 2020

<======8

basically <===8 but three inches longer

(:0) <======8

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

({: )=8

({: )=8 means, "Suck it Baby!"

Honey, I just can't wait until you come over and ({: )=8

by Peter Crammer December 27, 2006

8======>

Used to show the size of one's penis whiile on the computer. Each "=" is one inch

Carlton: Hey Mitch my cock is bigger... it's this big- 8======>
Mitch: Ohh yea well mine's this big- 8=======>

by Penis in a March 23, 2007

8<

To be cut from a clan; a pair of scissors.

Dave Cannon = 8<
(Cannon was cut from 3D)

by c0r3y July 19, 2003

:-)8

1. This emoticon is bowtie man. Bowtie man is awesome.

Dude, :-)8 is freaking awesomer than you.

by CAPTAIN LOOPYHEAD January 19, 2011

8->

A tiny weiner.

The 8 is the balls.
The - is the tiny shaft.
The > is the nonexistant "mushroom"

It can also be used as a happy face.

The 8 is a pair of sunglasses.
The - is the nose.
The > is the mouth.

EX. 1
Robert: Heh. Joe has a 8->. He's not a man.
Steve: Haha!
Joe: What!?
Robert: ...
Steven: ...
Robert: You have a small dick.

EX. 2

Robert: Haha, Joe! You're so cool!
Steve: Yeah!
Joe: 8->
Robert: OMG! You have a tiny weiner!

by krazykushluk November 13, 2006