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Suszko (Sus-co) - A name derived from the Russian pirate Victor Suskavitch's company of brigands. They were involved in many naval battles which they were never on time for due too them taking numerous hours to make sure their pirate makeup was perfect. In one particular battle they all had idea's on how to defeat the enemy (zora / kobalt pirates ZK) but no one could decide what to do. The ZK pirates boarded them and took them all captive with no resistance. The Sus were held for 2 days before driving the other pirates madd from constant questions and mindless chatter. They majority of the ZK threw them selves overboard to escape insanity. The remaining Sus and ZK pirates soon got tired of pirating and started a mid evil cruise line calling the selves Sus-ZK travel company. On the maiden voyage they got lost at sea before arriving on a lush tropical island and started a new colony taking the name Suszko. Within months they killed every living plant on the island.

Suszko (1)- to rid a person of sanity unintentionally.

Suszko (2)- to take hours to accomplish task that would normaly take minutes.

Suszko (3) - to never be satisfied with ones current job.
(1) My baby's crying all night is going to Suszko me.

(2) What took you so long man? "I had to wait for my wife to get ready". Does she always Suszko it? "yep"

(3) " Im so susko'd with this job." Im gonna look for a new one.
Suszko by Brackish Clay September 8, 2011
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finn suszko 

if your name is finn suszko your a person of considerable size and surface area and has a astronomically small chod that they like to feed it to their sausage dog named cleo. Finn love playing with fat chodes in his mouth and love big booty black women. if your name is finn you are probably unnatural ranga and went through a slim shady era in their lives.
finn suszko like black think women.
finn suszko by finnsuszkohater22 December 1, 2022
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finn suszko 

i take back everything i said im so sorry finn suszko and his parents i have repented from my evil ways and will never do it again
finn suszko by finnsuszkohater22 August 12, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026