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High Jacked 

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.
How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.
High Jacked by Pearljammers December 6, 2009

High School Jackel Cracker 

A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.
Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?

Highjacked 

The act of masturbation while smoking weed.
Dude, I was so bored and lonely, I got highjacked last night.
Highjacked by Indigo Montana September 28, 2015

Highjacker

The 'mile high' club's hand-job division.
Every flight has a few highjackers..
Highjacker by Ari Gee November 24, 2013

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026