Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 2, 2013
Machete welding machine is not a human being
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.
by ManMitre April 28, 2010
the famous guitarist of the very popular multi platinum group braver. The meaning has evolved to meaning a really good looking person because of guy's physical exploits.
by braver fan August 16, 2004
A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.
Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 6, 2021
A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!
by QuacksO November 30, 2021