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klunky balloon 

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.
yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!
klunky balloon by deejzzle August 11, 2010
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klunk hat 

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.
Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.
klunk hat by Scott March 5, 2005
It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)
"You look like a pile of klunk!"
Klunk by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014
An act that can be defined as both kinky and funky. Usually pertaining to a sexual act.
Dude, did you hear about that chick who bones guys with a disco ball and handcuffs? How kunky is that!
Kunky by Valeria<3 October 19, 2005

Kunky Ninny 

An absolute lunatic. Someone who is a few cards short of a full deck.
Derek stop biting your finger

nnnnn bitey biteeeee, wooooo woooooooo

Derek you are such a kunky ninny

Mmmmm taste, taste the kunky bitey wooowooo nnnnnnnngghh
Kunky Ninny by Doctor DDP December 4, 2010
Someone who has great sex and is really preppy. ALso very good looking.
That girl is so klinky.
Klinky by sunny November 10, 2004