my mother's sex. Vulgarization of Freud's well known oedipus complex, wich describes a men's subconscious desire to have sex with his mother
by Philemoneous April 10, 2007
The sound a drunk person makes while falling down.
It was first used by Justin Hayward Young, the lead signer of The Vaccines.
It was first used by Justin Hayward Young, the lead signer of The Vaccines.
by molten-sky September 2, 2012
(n).
Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy
(v).
food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.
the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.
food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.
For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:
ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"
eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"
The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy
(v).
food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.
the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.
food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.
For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:
ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"
eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"
The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Stef (sitting in office at the computer): *phone goes off*... *opens message* .... "Oh that bastard!"
Jack (also in office): "Anything the matter Stef?"
Stef: "That bastard arsehole friend of mine from school just sent me a picture of a coffee flan that he's about to eat, I love coffee flan!!"
Jack: "Har har har cop it sweet, sounds to me like you've just been hit with a food mms!!"
Jack (also in office): "Anything the matter Stef?"
Stef: "That bastard arsehole friend of mine from school just sent me a picture of a coffee flan that he's about to eat, I love coffee flan!!"
Jack: "Har har har cop it sweet, sounds to me like you've just been hit with a food mms!!"
by gonzo.0 August 24, 2009
An MMS is a morning monster shit. Categorized by the action of waking up in the morning, and then taking an enormous crap.
by queefheaddestruction6969 March 28, 2018
Quite possibly the most influential Halo 3 montage maker of all time. He has an awesome hit, his 3rd halo3 montage and he's making more by the month... i talked to him personaly and he had a lot to say about what he plans to do in the next few years, i cant reveal the big secret until he does though; this guy is really going somewhere in hi carrer, he isnt just wasting his time playing pointles games.
by Michale Brown September 17, 2008
by Octomonkey December 26, 2003