Term used when a man who has been drinking engages in sexual acts with a man or woman and can not get erect due to alcohol consumption. Often used as an excuse when a man has erectile dysfunction and is too embarrassed to admit it.
"Your pathetic Joe, you didnt even bang that chick and she was asking for it!" said Tim.
"Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of Whiskey Dick!" said Joe
"Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of Whiskey Dick!" said Joe
by BAwrestler12 July 1, 2011
This guy: Man last night was crazy.
That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!
This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!
This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
by =Ray= December 4, 2008
When a guy has had too much to drink and cannot achieve a full erection. It's kind of like this sad floppy thing that can't get it together. Have you ever seen one of those inflatable-balloon-men at a car dealership? Yeah, basically the same deal.
*Also makes it near impossible to have sex. Finicky little thing.
*Also makes it near impossible to have sex. Finicky little thing.
Jenny: Oh my god, Jeremy had the WORST whiskey dick last night! He couldn't get it in no matter how many times he tried.
Amanda: What's whiskey dick?
Jenny: Whiskey dick is when a guy's dick turns into one of those car dealership inflatable-balloon-men. IT NEVER STAYS UP!
Amanda: What's whiskey dick?
Jenny: Whiskey dick is when a guy's dick turns into one of those car dealership inflatable-balloon-men. IT NEVER STAYS UP!
by KeenKitty June 5, 2013
When you wake up from an extreme night of drinking with an incredible erection. The muscles in your penis contract so that you don't pee on yourself in your sleep.
Usually beneficial if you have a female with you the next morning, as you can go for a long time since your penis is trying to not let anything release.
Usually only relieved by urinating (which is hard to do in that condition)
Usually beneficial if you have a female with you the next morning, as you can go for a long time since your penis is trying to not let anything release.
Usually only relieved by urinating (which is hard to do in that condition)
Man...I woke up this morning with Whiskey Dick after all that beer last night...I could have used it to go out and drive nails into the sidewalk!
by Disco Godfather July 31, 2008
when u get fucked up at a party then go to fuck ya girl, you can supposovly fuck the shit out of her in your eyes, but in reality or the girls eyes its the shittiest fuck immagionable.
by Kasper December 1, 2004
that rare occasion when your Dick gets just as shit faced and violent as you do after drinking wild turkey all night. most usually ends with burning the sheets.
Babe, your going to be walking a little bow legged for a few days. it just so happens I have a case of the Whiskey Dick.
by rrevan November 26, 2011
Person 1: "So did Krauss finally get some last night?"
Person 2: "Nope. He was so wasted that he got pretty bad whiskey dick and couldn't get it up."
Person 2: "Nope. He was so wasted that he got pretty bad whiskey dick and couldn't get it up."
by 5cbystander May 14, 2011