whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed
Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.
by Apu February 16, 2003
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whiskey dick

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.
Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."
by C-red February 17, 2004
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whiskey dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013
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i had whiskey dick that night... so im not ya babys daddy
by arabian nights December 31, 2005
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whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and you can still fuck but it takes forever to cum
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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Getting so drunk that you can't get it up.
guy #1: "So, did you do Shelly last night?"

guy #2: "No. By the time we got home from the party, I had whiskey dick."

guy #1: bummer.
by cirrostrat June 07, 2007
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Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.

More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."

"I'm too drunk to fuck."
by Bill Brasky March 02, 2005
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