zoeb 

Another word to describe or explain an odd or funny situation.

1. OMG I just Zoeb'ed in my pants.
2. You're such a Zoeb!
3. Wow, I like this low zoeb burrito.
4. Stop being such a Zoeb.

zoeb by phuOnger April 4, 2008

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

zoeboo

The biggest Canadian fanboy or fangirl

Damn, do you see that zoeboo over there?

zoeboo by VioleGrace January 19, 2020

Zoebabe 

zo-BAY-buh (noun/adjective) A rare, somewhat small in size species of mammal. Zoebabes are known for their kindhearts but also for their ferocious and hostile instincts. Noted for there intelligence and humanlike behavior: now greatly reduced in number and threatened with extinction in the wild. Zoebabes tend to be addictive by nature and often live their short lives with substance abuse or as alcholics. However, all warnings aside, zoebabes can make excellent pets and/or companions.

Jay: Want to go for a bbt?
Kim: As much as im craving a bbt, i dont wanna go cause we might see zoebabe there
Jay: Yeah your probably right, i dont feel like drinking either, afterall it is lunchtime on a wednesday!

Bob says: Im gonna get zo drunk tonight!
Tim says: Giv'er, but please dont go zoebabe on me!

Zoebabe by zoe_babe February 20, 2009

zoebel 

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

zoebel by Jason June 28, 2004

zoebelle 

Awesome, beauty coming from within and embracing everyone’s kind soul

Zoebelle is awesome!!

zoebelle by Priscilla 472 January 4, 2018

zoebensonluvr 

the best mutual ever🤗 and zoe benson’s wife🤤

i love zoebensonluvr! she is the best mutual ever!

zoebensonluvr by sstupidshinyvolvoowner June 22, 2021