Shishka 

A shishka is a slack-jawed animal with a hammer-like arm and potato-shaped head that mauls anything with an opinion.

"I think Halo 2 is flawed for these reasons..."
"Run while you can, man! Shishka is coming!"

Shishka by Agamemnon582bc September 19, 2008

shishka 

A hot non-jewish chick that a jewish guy wants to skewer...with his wiener. Similar term to a "shiksa"

Last night that shishka totally smoked my meat pipe.

shishka by super mohel January 12, 2011

shishka 

An extremely sexy moderator on B.net.
Know for his resemblance to Lord English, and for his relationship with your mom, Shishka has become a feared word among spammers and morons alike.
His willingness to ban is legendary.

"Whoa, Shishka just banhammered you"
"I'm Shishka.. apparently"

shishka by Sexy McSexington March 3, 2005

shishka 

A synonym for Lord British. Can be used to decribe any iteration of Ultima creator. Shishka lives in a fake castle in Texas.

"Hey, who invented Ultima dude?"

"Shishka, bro."

shishka by Frankie March 3, 2005

shishka 

A moderator on www.bungie.net
He thinks hes really cool but in fact he's actually an old queer guy who bares a strange resembalence to Lord British from Ultima. He also delights in banning people from the bungie forums.

Random kid: Shishka, you probably wear pink underwear don't you?

Shishka: I do not! you are now banned!

shishka by Gravemind January 24, 2005

shishka 

A bitch who moderates at the www.bungie.net aka noob.net forums. He's notorious for eating his own shit and fucking guys in the pooper.

"Hey, did you see that guy fucking that other guy in the ass while eating his own shit? His name's shishka."

shishka by halo 2 sucks shishkaballs February 16, 2005

shishka-dick 

When two or more females are performing sexual acts on a single male penis.

The act of penetrating two or more females with one dick.

I shishka-dicked monica and hilary last night, gotta love the sorority chicks.

shishka-dick by Marcel Mendoza December 9, 2008