merkin

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be

"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie December 9, 2008

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003

merkin

Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.

Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!

by jackal8 July 31, 2005

merkin

a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'

Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.

by enitharmon March 17, 2005

merkin

In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.

Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?

by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012