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AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS
BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN
by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 11, 2010
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