Felch 

(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)

I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.

Felch by Pymp November 1, 2003

Felch 

When some one cums up a persons ass then sucks it out

Michael felched Robert.

Felch by thedictionaryguy August 29, 2014

felch 

A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!

We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

felch by Tenacious-C June 23, 2007

Felch 

To orally extract semen from someone's rectum

I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch

Felch by Death Monk May 7, 2003

Felch 

To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.

Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.

Felch by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

felch 

sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.

After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.

felch by Holmeslover February 4, 2004

felch 

The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina

Leanne M likes to felch dogs

felch by Stephanie F***** August 3, 2004