fdman 

An extreme expression of frustration, usually ending in incoherent speech

<F*nky> He just logged off without responding! His ISP is a bit of a Jimmy-no-stars

<_DHK+_> He just asked me a question, and then disappeared! FDMAN!

fdman by F*nkyMNK October 14, 2004

Fumanchuesday 

(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}

Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!

Fumanchuesday by The Foo Man December 13, 2010

Femanazi

The average femanazi is a hypocritical dictator and a sexist. They tend to believe the male gender is conspiring against women and show no restraint in heaving up utter nonsense, which they refer to as 'an argument'.

Femanazi: EVERYBODY, YOUR BRAS ARE CAGES MADE BY MEN! THEY DON'T LIKE SAGGY BREASTS SO THEY'RE IMPRISONING YOU! WOMENS RIGHTS!

Male 1: What's she talking about, dude?
Male 2: She's a Femanazi, just pretend she isn't there. Hopefully she'll go away.

Femanazi by MonotonousPassion November 25, 2013

femanazi

a person who claims to believe in gender equality but actually believes that women are superior

femanazi - i'm a feminist so that makes me worth 100 white men
me - yeah right "equality"

femanazi by alwaysright-*whisper*forever April 22, 2015

Fumanchuneral

(noun) - a very sad day celebrating the life of a man who wore a fumanchu; this term can also refer to an open casket visitation in which the deceased bears a fumanchu on his face.

Side note: A man cannot wear a fumanchu in the afterlife, unless he has a Fumanchuneral.

When Hulk Hogan dies, he will have a Fumanchuneral.

Fumanchuneral by The Foo Man December 15, 2010

Femanon

1.) A word of 4chan origin referring to the hypothetical female members of "Anonymous" (or "Anon" for short) community (which is a contradiction because according to 4chan "there are no women on the internet")
2.) a demeaning word for feminists. Synonymous in usage to feminazi

Hey femanons:
You will never be as cute as Rika (typical usage)

Femanon by An0n9001 September 25, 2010

femanimal 

noun - A female who is assertive and aggressive in bed, but in a passionate rather than dirty or slutty sense.

adj. - When a woman is so good in bed that it's impossible to break up with her, because he knows no pussy will ever compare. A guy would sooner castrate himself than do something that would risk her breaking up with him.

1. Baby, I can't stop thinking about the way you drained my balls last night. You're a fucking femanimal.

2. Every guy who'd ever been with her was spoiled for all other women because of her femanimal abilities.

Dick: See that cougar over there, I bet she's a monster in the sack whether she's on top, bottom or taking it doggy style.
Harry: Yeah, she probably just got divorced and hasn't had an orgasm in like 10 years. That kind of deprivation can turn even the most unassuming woman into a femanimal.

femanimal by Rammin12Inches June 8, 2010