pen0r 

A slang term for the Penis

This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.

This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.

*** Typical Use of the Word ***

<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?

<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?

<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!

<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?

<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!

<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD

<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K

pen0r by OddNumber September 7, 2004

Pen0r 

A slang term for Penis that is often used on the internet in chatrooms and on games.

Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!

Pen0r by Empsha Duskryn October 15, 2008

pen0r 

Pen0r is a very funny word that most people dont know what it means. :O It really is an Internet way of saying penis but most people dont know, so you can write it on the schools whiteboard and get a good laugh. Or you can have Circuit CIty put it on the address label for the stuff you order from their site.

J00bie from The Star Syndicate made this word funny and proper to use. Infact, J00bie makes my pen0r happy!

Thank You From Ordering From CC.com!
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pen0r by Radio F Software February 23, 2005

Pen0r 

a gay word for penis

Bob - WHY IS MY INTERNET GOING SLOW !
Tim - cause you have cancer
Bob - im getting ready to rip off my pen0r
(true story)

Pen0r by niggerfaggot1234121 July 21, 2009

pen0r 

Nubfagspk for penis.

All nubfagspkrs luv teh pen0r.

pen0r by napoleon_danneskjold November 25, 2007

pen0r cannon 

Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.

Also See Cockbuster

The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!

pen0r cannon by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing July 16, 2008

pen0r sauce

A slang word for male ejaculate. Sauce that comes frome the pen0r. See cum, sperm or jizz

Mmmm. Thats some mighty tasty pen0r sauce.

pen0r sauce by -CyberPunk- February 6, 2005