mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
Get the john doe homug. A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the guns don’t kill people, lag doesmug. by urban wizard1073 October 10, 2018
Get the Doemug. A BDSM term for a submissive sexually mature but sexually inexperienced young female of legal consensual age, available and wishing to be trained, owned, collared, and caged by an older experienced Tusker male.
Once a Doe has lost her virginity and has been trained will be sexually experience, is likely to be sexually demanding and becoming a Kitten.
Once a Doe has lost her virginity and has been trained will be sexually experience, is likely to be sexually demanding and becoming a Kitten.
The Doe kept her virginity intact, finally prepared to give her cherry to the Tusker she had chose to knelt before naked offering her submission.
by Tiger-eye June 25, 2020
Get the Doemug. 
A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.
If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
Get the What does he doobiehind closed doors?mug.