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Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by redgyul September 23, 2004
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A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".
Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by Bob_Sag25 September 06, 2009
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A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"
by Max and Stevens December 21, 2011
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