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blood on the dance floor 

Two guys looking hot, dangerous with MAD RAD HAIR, Dahvie Vanity and Jayy Von Monroe, making siq music and starting riots,, most of their songs are about sex and violence but they are still absolutely fucking amazing they're so fresh they have the keys to the bakery! The main singer in the band, Dahvie Vanity, is also a hair stylist and him and Jayy live in Florida which is where Dahvie gives people Mad Rad Hair!!!!!!!!!
BOTDF Fan: Omg!!!! Blood On The Dance Floor is FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOTDF Hater: Grrrrrr I hate them so much it's like I...hate them.

BOTDF Fan: They hate your face

Kissing the Floor 

When a girl continues to be useless and sits on the floor with her labia lips giving the ground a wet kiss.
...and there Kaylie was, just sitting on her muff, kissing the floor.
Kissing the Floor by Mr. Heybails91 February 21, 2011

floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...
..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....
floor tiles by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

floorgasm 

The act of reaching the climax of sexual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.
The couple rolled off of the bed and experienced multiple floorgasms.
floorgasm by lokoike October 25, 2006

floor whore 

In sales, a floor-whore is a salesperson who only works the floor or sales lot. Doesn't ask for referrals or make prospecting calls.
A salesperson on a car lot or real estate office that only takes incoming calls or walk-ins but never makes an effort to create their own business, is whoring the floor, thus a floor whore.
floor whore by MykeN July 16, 2008
-the looney bin
-crazy farm
-nut house
-psyciatric ward
My dad downed a whole bottle of asprin so his friends took him to the 7th floor for suicide watch.
7th floor by Dallas the Sallad man January 19, 2009