Floorgasm

The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.

person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm

by thatguythatlikesmetalandkh December 9, 2019

Floorgasm

1. The vocal climax of a song performed by Floor Jansen (Lead singer of Nightwish).

2. When a person gets goosebumps while listening to Floor Jansen perform a song.

1. The performance of the song "Ghost Love Score" reaches it's floorgasm at it's end.

2. Bobby experienced his first floorgasm at Wacken 2013.

by Black Ivory November 26, 2019

Floorgasm

Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.

Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!

How cute, that was your first Floorgasm!

by Preguiça não tem fim April 13, 2018

Floorgasm

Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.

What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.

Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*

Jack Johnson: Let me do it,

Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*

Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?

Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*

Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...

Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!

Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*

by Tzah September 11, 2007

Floorgasm

When having an orgasim, you spaz out fall out of bed and finish cuming on the floor.

Guy A "Fuck my back hurts."
Guy B "What happened?"
Guy A "I was fucking my girlfriend and had a huge floorgasm and landed right on my back."

by Dr. Mcjesus January 20, 2010

Floorgasm

An orgasm that takes place on the floor; inside or outside.

Sally and Joe had a floorgasm in Bob's house.

by Florgm April 28, 2007

Floorgasm

A highly sexual pose, used often in modeling, dance and gymnastics, mostly by women. It requires lying face up on the floor, with the back arched and head back, the toes pointed down, and the legs independently writhing up and down. Commonly the legs are together, with the thighs rubbing against each other, but sometimes can be performed with the writhing legs spread wide open as well.

Suggests pleasure or orgasm, although can also be used to suggest pain.

Also known as "The Writhing Goddess" pose.

She fell down on her back and had a floorgasm after the stage hypnotist gave her an orgasm suggestion.

by dancergirl77 March 28, 2010