Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.
by Solanas69 June 4, 2019
Mf who I was in love with for like 2 years before realising she actually sucks jk but now she's my bsf with boy issues and mental issues but I still love her as an idiot
by LEJlol June 3, 2022
A white nigga that likes curly Jews with neck beards specifically Victor Quezada. She licks his neck beard and spits out dandruff and skin flakes.
by Bruh this is gay April 4, 2022
by kioalaa July 16, 2023
She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way
Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?
Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021
by Florever Young December 17, 2020
Whatever freaky shit Natalie comes up with on the fly, you just go with it. Because you are her bitch.
by KittyKat1010110 August 19, 2023