God

If you're over the age of 10, even if you dont agree with it, you can at least think about the possibility that god was put in books or in drawings/paintings by people, and that people were not put here by god. Your ancestors are where you come from.

God never ceases to be amazing or interesting to hear about, it's a universal topic to most religions and is even outside religion, but it's also a topic humans are fully capable of imagining, a kid can do it.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020

God

What I make any man see and call out.

He called out for God so loud before he came the neighbours complained

by Lisa Curran April 1, 2005

God

Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Zlatan is not god, god is Zlatan. Zlatan is Everything and everywhere but is mostly known as a football player.

God created everything. Zlatan created god.
You can't not know Zlatan. Zlatan is everywhere

by Omanandam May 23, 2017

God

CHUCK Shirley, also known as a wonderful, drunk character from the most beautiful SHOW ever created, Supernatural on CW

Person: oh my god

Supernatural fan: don't you mean oh my chuck skank

by zjzjssns October 19, 2014

God

1. An english word for Love
but ex like time is space is music, you use and can it differently.
2. When referring to an entity, it is most commonly meaning one of 8 animal gods Cat(christian, child), Monkey, Wolf(chance), Mermaid(goddess), Reptile(yoda, frog), Father(man), Owl(l o r d), Hawk(darkness, witnessing, seer)

In the Name of God, you are Nothing for me...
What's all this love about the world without knowing it was God in name alone, you think?

by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018

God

1. He's meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan!!!!
He's a meany!!

*Yeusha might not be one of his names I'm just guessing.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Who's that mean guy?
Person 2: That's God.
Person 1: Goddamn that bitch is mean?
Person 2: I don't think God will damn himself.
Person 1: He might..if he was stoned..
Person 2: Wanna slip him some dope?
Person 1:FUCK YES!!!
Person 2: All right!!
Person 1: Let's go.

~6 minutes later~
Person 2: Awww it didn't work.
Person 1: I though putting dope in his coffee was the way to go
Person 4: Not according to this *points at map*
Person 2: What happened to Person 3??
Person 3: djpgoejrt09eut-3joejrjee
Person 1: He's the guy who drank the coffee.

~7 years later~
Person 1: I'm so glad we had this baby together *nurses baby*
Person 2: What ever happened to God?
Satan: I put him in a cage.
Person 2: Really?
Satan: Oh yeah. And I spat on him.
Person 3: Well that's great.

by Maggie Hell January 19, 2009

God

If there is a god, humans sure are not in the form of god. Animals and plants are closer to the form of god, animals really dont mean each other (or humans) harm. People say they dont mean any harm, but theres really no such thing as a person who doesnt mean any harm. Meaning harm is universally human (being inhuman is universally human). What would there be guns for if people really didnt mean harm (including the gun someone plans to use as self defense against somebody else who means them or their family harm)?

Animals dont have bibles, animals dont have guns, so humans must have created god from some sense of guilt, since animals and plants dont seem to need a god, the sun is good enough for them.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020