by Jjm407 January 8, 2009
Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.
1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!
by notapaki August 20, 2003
A) I stuck my fat cock in her tight 'twat'
B) Look at that dodgy bastard, he looks a right 'twat'
C) If you dont back off i'll 'twat' you
B) Look at that dodgy bastard, he looks a right 'twat'
C) If you dont back off i'll 'twat' you
by tango169 October 28, 2007
A slang term for a woman's genetalia.
Apparently this is being confused with twit, which is a pregnant fish.
Apparently this is being confused with twit, which is a pregnant fish.
by Mike@STL April 6, 2005
TWAT..Learn it, Live it, Love it..Both an insult and a term of endearment..twat is life and twat can be substituted for life in any sentence..nick started it, shannon and jill spread it to the world, and anthony to many a catholic highschool in new jersey..there is no place that twat cannot be used, its an addiction, even adults cant keep themselves from using it, even if you hate it now, you will grow to love it in about .5 seconds..
Shannon: what a fuckin twatface
Jill: I love you, twat!
Anthony: she looks like a twat..fuck off, twat!
Random IHA Girl: Where are we going to dinner friday?
Anthony: Obviously, THE MELTING TWAT!
Papa Roach: I tear my twat open, i sew my twat shut..
Jill: I love you, twat!
Anthony: she looks like a twat..fuck off, twat!
Random IHA Girl: Where are we going to dinner friday?
Anthony: Obviously, THE MELTING TWAT!
Papa Roach: I tear my twat open, i sew my twat shut..
by Shantwat January 10, 2006
1. Slang term for vagina.
2. (When twinned with "posh") A spoilt child of a hardworking rich person.
3. An insult.
4. (When in the form "twatted") Drunk.
5. A slap, typically to the head or groin.
2. (When twinned with "posh") A spoilt child of a hardworking rich person.
3. An insult.
4. (When in the form "twatted") Drunk.
5. A slap, typically to the head or groin.
1. My girlfriend has such a nice twat.
2. That posh twat has a mansion the size of a suicide bomber's balls and still complains about poor living conditions! Unbelievable!
3. Piers Morgan is such a twat.
4. It's a party, let's get twatted!
5. You can't really make a sentence out of this one.
2. That posh twat has a mansion the size of a suicide bomber's balls and still complains about poor living conditions! Unbelievable!
3. Piers Morgan is such a twat.
4. It's a party, let's get twatted!
5. You can't really make a sentence out of this one.
by Sulphuric_Glue March 2, 2015