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Used to describe the perfect well presented female, ideal for shagging; good looking face (pretty or horny), good sized (but toned) and well shaped bottom, well defined crutch and of course good sized tits, preferably pert.

Whilst standing at the bar with mates the remark of “Now that’s a F.A.C.T” will be made loudly so alerting or confirming the presents of a female as described above
F.A.C.T by MATT BLACK painter September 6, 2008

C.R.A.F.T. 

As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.
C.R.A.F.T. by EStieB May 31, 2006

C.R.A.F.T. 

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?
Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.
C.R.A.F.T. by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010

T.G.I.C.F. 

Hey man, can't wait for lunch...T.G.I.C.F.
T.G.I.C.F. by Potlelover February 7, 2014

F.T.D.G.T.C 

Fuck The Dicks, Get The Chiks.”
F.T.D.G.T.C….. fuck the dicks get the chicks….. (use it in a cheers,)
F.T.D.G.T.C by BriLeeEva February 19, 2022

T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.

Acronym: True-beliver-of-Jesus-Christ
-following-in-Him.
Due to the man's constant obedience in the teachings of Jesus Christ, was commonly considered by his mentors to be a T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.
T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H. by C.C.P.2000. December 15, 2025