Used to describe the perfect well presented female, ideal for shagging; good looking face (pretty or horny), good sized (but toned) and well shaped bottom, well defined crutch and of course good sized tits, preferably pert.
Whilst standing at the bar with mates the remark of “Now that’s a F.A.C.T” will be made loudly so alerting or confirming the presents of a female as described above
As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.
C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?