C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.
Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.
Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....
Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....
Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
by Dr. Cowabunga May 13, 2019