Definitions by DutchRutterlover

Fuckophagus

That part of you're body that gets irritated when you're being a piece of shit.

George: Are you feeling alright? That's funny, because your fuckophagus looks like it's flaring up.

Fuckophagus by DutchRutterlover February 10, 2018

C.R.A.F.T. 

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?

Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.

C.R.A.F.T. by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010

shellshock 

Interjection: used by ninja turtles to express negative feelings of surprise or sometimes pain.

We're out of pizza and the footclan stole Mike. SHELLSHOCK!

shellshock by DutchRutterlover April 5, 2009

carpet eater 

someone who eats vagina.

What a carpet eater

Etymology: from the latin term "Carpe Diem"

carpet eater by DutchRutterlover April 2, 2009