oxymoron 

a moron who does oxy. see oxygenius

a: i duz some koke u wnat unli $500 a garm
b: nein i liek gliu insted

oxymoron by supa lawla pwna January 18, 2005

oxymoron 

Two words that seemingly contradict each other when used together.

(20:38:05) amy: hey, i really am a good girl

oxymoron by AciDz0r July 9, 2005

Oxymoron 

A complete & total moron who, because of being an imbecile, refuses to oxycute (oxyclean) & so has acute acne on entire face & neck & enjoys popping it in public.

Oh shit, dude! Look at that fuckin' redneck craterface with the pus running down his chin, damn he's an oxymoron.

Oxymoron by sikwill December 28, 2005

oxymoron 

2 words that contradict each other.

Examples of oxymorons:

Jumbo shrimp
Black people
Alone together
Living dead

oxymoron by peter scully January 18, 2019

Oxymoron 

A series of words that contradict each other.

paradoxjuxtapositioncontradiction

Oxymoron example:
Donald Trump for President

Oxymoron by Cheyennepepper May 27, 2016

Oxymoron 

A person who does so much oxy that they're useless

He was nodding off so much during the interview that they canceled. What an oxymoron!

Oxymoron by THat_Indian_Guy September 14, 2016

Oxymoron 

A person who has suffered hypoxic brain damage from a botched autoerotic asphyxiation session.

After dangling unconscious from his wank noose for 15 minutes, John was successfully resuscitated, but alas it was too late; severe deficits in his intellectual faculties had rendered him an oxymoron.

Oxymoron by Pimbo May 16, 2018