Horny Guy: Ohhhhh yeahhh, rub it up and down my face!
Girl: *Rubs it up and down his face and farts*
No longer a horny guy: Wtf? I didn't pay yo stanky ass to give me an upsie rubsie oopsie
Girl: *Rubs it up and down his face and farts*
No longer a horny guy: Wtf? I didn't pay yo stanky ass to give me an upsie rubsie oopsie
by Fighting_Remnant February 24, 2020

when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad
by Kirby® June 19, 2007

by Kriatosy October 15, 2008

by howard09 February 14, 2020

Someone new to FB that has yet to learn how to send a private message via the "message" option on the intended recipients profile. Instead, this newbie posts the private message on their status update. Ooopsie!
Granddaughter, "Grandma, I think you did a Newbie FB Oopsie! You didn't mean to ask EVERYONE how their trip to Florida was....right?"
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."
by Lolita75 January 13, 2010

by PuncherOfTrees July 13, 2023
