jenn melon

A sad TikToker with over a million followers in less than a year. What the fuck. You can’t tell Jenn Melon’s sexuality, drug use or personal history. She pisses everyone off the same way your ex pisses you off but you keep going back because ultimately you love her but she’s not good for you.

Jenn Melon makes me sexually frustrated.

by RonCon November 24, 2021

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melon shooter

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.

Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!

by Matt287 May 3, 2006

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Blind Melon

A rockin' band from the early 1990's with deep grooves, moving lyrics and a tragic end. See also: underrated band.

"Blind Melon, didn't they sing that song, 'No Rain'?"

by Nathan Stohler December 10, 2003

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melon crate

a helmet usually associated with extreme sports such as snowboarding or downhill mountain biking

I saved myself a serious head injury today by having my melon crate done up tight.

by neil wilson November 11, 2007

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ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

by Larayne November 19, 2013

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