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learner's block 

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.
From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.
learner's block by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

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learnerswing by learnerswing December 21, 2022

visual learner 

A visual learner, also known as a retard, is someone who struggles to learn using any sort of stimulus that isn't directly in front of them, being presented in an easy to learn fashion.

Visual learners tend to not know how to read, write, do basic maths or socialise with the rest of society.
Barry your a retard
No, bro, I'm a visual learner
visual learner by xxxjimmyxxx01 March 23, 2017

Leaned on 

That bartender was pouring really big shots lastnight, I got fucking leaned on
Leaned on by CJones9292 July 5, 2016

Exceptional Learner 

An oxymoron, this term refers to disabled students, mainly those with mental disabilities. This term does not refer to high-achieving students, or highly intelligent students. "Exceptional" in the term is a nice way of saying any of the following: retarded, handicapped, helmet-wearing, parapalegic, disturbed, etc. One should not, however, be mislead into thinking that persons who simply have a physical handicap are automatically stupid.
Fight softy political correctness that is misleading, and refer to exceptional learners as what they are: retarded, disabled, handicapped.
OR
"That exceptional learner's helmet is exceptionally shiny."

Learnded 

To gain life experiences through hood or drug lifestyle. Doing thug shit.
i.e. When growing up on the streets, or going through those few rough years of drug abuse that teach you how to be a man. You become a well learnded individual.
Learnded by Kai-UL April 24, 2011