Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.
Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
by Jack Shaw November 20, 2007
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To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what
by Blvvdycvrpse_ December 28, 2022
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To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football
This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper
by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019
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English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self
Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel
by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018
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Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.
Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"
by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021
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Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.
"Hey man I just saw a keel!"

"What the fuck! keel's are real?"
by ToeSnatcher47 January 3, 2022
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