Jorts

Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.

Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...

by IT'S PEKO TIME March 25, 2018

Mordan Jort

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog

Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤

by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019

jort

Another Word For Busting A Nut (Cumming)

I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.

by JaysxnBeats May 17, 2019

Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person

Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts

by kaboob10 August 1, 2019

Jort

the best person you wil ever meet! great lover and very clever. loves travelling and techno partys. Jort is FUCKING awesome!

jort

by jort the king March 31, 2017

jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.

I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.

by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017

Jort

Someone who is drowning in the pussy. Mainly becausr of his enormous amount of populairity.

Look at that Jort over there, he sure is smashing tonight!

by Yoghurt15 February 26, 2017