Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.

Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.

by Mr. Mahjong September 7, 2018

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

Jort storm

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.

"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023

to jort

The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".

a jean jorted before its time

i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx

by cmm78 March 3, 2025

Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

by Blueicepik November 20, 2023

jort

Another Word For Busting A Nut (Cumming)

I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.

by JaysxnBeats May 17, 2019