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Jorts

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021
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Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
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Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.
Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.
by Mr. Mahjong September 7, 2018
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Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person
Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts
by kaboob10 August 1, 2019
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National Jorts Day

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”
by Ueded April 5, 2024
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Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.
Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”
by CancerousRodent November 19, 2022
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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”
by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023
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