by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021
v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
by CArthur June 20, 2021
National jort day is on may 26
person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
by Luckis gut May 26, 2022
Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 13, 2023
He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?
by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021