National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.

“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”

by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024

JORT

Jort is an ugly, goblin esque narcissist. Don’t be like jort, respect your family, your friends and your lovers.

Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right

“Don’t be a Jort right now dude.”

by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024

National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 5, 2024

[jort]

adjective- jort
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.

My friend Lorenzo is a jort when he wears his jean shorts.

by mr. rogers son-in-law April 1, 2009

Jort

jort is someone who is yoghhurt

that dude looks like jort.

by ur jort January 1, 2022

Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry

The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.

by shmitters April 29, 2022