to jort

The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".

a jean jorted before its time

i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx

by cmm78 March 3, 2025

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.

I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!

by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021

jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry

The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.

by shmitters April 29, 2022

Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.

Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.

by Mr. Mahjong September 7, 2018

Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person

Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts

by kaboob10 August 1, 2019