God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”
by Dionysus’ dick November 07, 2023
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Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person
Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts
by kaboob10 August 02, 2019
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Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.
I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!
by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021
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Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
by Letemburn May 02, 2022
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Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts
v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
by CArthur June 20, 2021
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jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.
john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!
by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024
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jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
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