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Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.
I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!
by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021
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jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry
The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.
by shmitters April 29, 2022
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National jorts day

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day
by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022
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to jort

The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".
a jean jorted before its time

i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx
by cmm78 March 3, 2025
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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”
by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023
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Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
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Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person
Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts
by kaboob10 August 1, 2019
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