Gary

Gary's are often either awesome, or complete pricks. Mostly pricks.
Gary's so completely awesome, that he needs no example.

Gary's a complete douche, and deserves horrible, horrible, things.
by Hinamorii November 01, 2010
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Gary

Colloquial term used to describe one's father.

Derived from the name of actor Gary Oldman, whose surname, "old man", is in and of itself a colloquialism for father. Instead of saying "my old man", it is sufficient to say "my Gary".
1. "Can't go out tonight, I'm having a drink with my Gary."

2. "What do you want from Gary Christmas this year, Timmy?"

3. "Luke, I am your Gary."
by Trimp April 09, 2009
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Gary

A sweet, funny guy with ginormous ears that tend to be freakishly stretchy. He is a great friend or boyfriend and an athletic guy. They tend to be short but their humongous ears make up for it. They are generally smart but don't act like it and is very blond at times (even though they are usually brown haired). He makes friends easily and hangs out with more girls than guys. He always feels like he needs a girlfriend when he's single and feels like being single when he's in a relationship.
That guy is such a Gary.
by bootybump and hole punch April 27, 2011
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Gary

Loves the sound of his own voice, thinks he is the best looking man in the world and needs to be treated like a princess.
Being a Gary
by Sarahk April 21, 2014
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The Gary

Another term for a "butthole". First refrenced in South Park as the name of Oprah's rectum.
Dude, WTF is smells like a "Gary" in here.

Your pissing me off, I'm gonna kick you right in "The Gary"

The other day I was too busy porking my wife's "Gary" that I forgot to pay my rent.
by TheGaryMan January 01, 2013
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Gary

Whore loving man. Loves the easy sluts, enjoys being around them at parties and events of such. Doesnt treat woman right, absurdly stubborn.
Oh that gary always around the sluts.
by beewitched May 24, 2011
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Gary

Gary is Spongebob's pet in the show "Spongebob Squarepants". He doesn't talk, but says an odd "Meow". He's blue with a light and dark pink and purple shell with a swirl and polka dots. He hates baths, when Spongebob gets on his nerves, and being ignored.
by Swimmylikessoap September 11, 2011
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