1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.
2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.
2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.
Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.
by CITYBOY MADMAX July 22, 2017
Someone or Something that wears out of date, oversized and drappy clothing or fabric that may or may not be stained, full of holes or covered in cat hair but is somehow owning it and making it work, and others are turned on or see past the hot mess and just see hot. Frumpy can also be characterized as frizzy or uncombed/un-kept hair, pasty or blotchy skin, a green hue to the skin, yellow teeth, lack of clothing or covering where its needed, and a poor attitude about this overall appearance or solution to this appearance. So Frumpy Sexy is all of this, but somehow this person has a great figure, or physique, or face, and they are just making it work to the point that it attracts people of the opposite or same sex.
Typically, Marie dresses to the nines for work- but on her half-day- she went Frumpy Sexy, and wore a XXXL mens sweatshirt, mismatched blue/black socks, a pair of loose yoga pants, flip flops, and a crappy pony-tail- but all the male-coworkers didn't seem to notice and were still checking out her pop-out hot pink thong every time she bent over!
by hotsaucemess March 7, 2012
by Slitherer January 19, 2014
Something comedic that happens to someone that leaves them with an unusually sad face. Usually occurs when embarrased in front of people they would like to impress.
John- The other night at the party lawrence sure did get a frumpy face. He gambled all his money away playin cee lo with his girlfriend watching him. After he lost it all she got pissed and left him there.
by shipsay ona johnson September 23, 2009
After taking a shit, a male fucks Frumpy from behind over the toilet. He then shoves Frumpy's head in the toilet and flushes.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
A name used to describe lifeguards who kick children out of swimming pools for disobeying the supervision rules, only to be chewed out by their irresponsible
parents
parents
by sba1989 November 29, 2009
by Jenniffy July 4, 2008