bowl freckler

Spattering diarrhea all over the inside of a toilet bowl, usually after consuming JoJo's savory wedges from a shittily maintained service deli. At $2.50 a pound, indigestion is cheaply purchased in a white bag at your local Vons.

I left a serious bowl freckler in the employee bathroom after grubbing a pound of those greasy ass potatoes.

bowl freckler by BES the man July 10, 2006

freckles 

beauty marks

whoa no wonder shes beautiful, look at all those freckles!

freckles by some hardcore girl April 1, 2004

fecal freckle 

Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.

Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.

fecal freckle by Tybor June 19, 2008

felix's freckles 

lee felix has the most beautiful freckles in existence. him and his freckles can trample all over me and i would apologize.

chan: felix's freckles are so beautiful

felix's freckles by i hate number ot8 November 1, 2019

Carter Brownie Freckles 

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.

"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."

Carter Brownie Freckles by Carter's_wife May 14, 2019

Freckle-Tan 

A freckle-tan is the Irish version of a tan. Unlike most other races, the Irish are stereotypically unable to "turn colors" as well as the Italians for example. Thus, we get these uneven dots called freckles. Just as an Italian or Greek will get a bad tan line, or a German or Irish person get a bad burn; a 'freckle tan' is what can sometimes occur for the light skinned peoples. (Almost like a farmers tan but instead of a tan, freckles are present.)

The skin that is not exposed on ones arm will have the same lightly speckled freckles that it has always had... the skin is 'white' at the end of the day. The skin however that was not covered and WAS exposed to the sun will be heavily dotted with very dark freckles.

Thus, when the sleeve is pulled, one will have a distinct freckle line or 'Freckle-Tan'

Freckle-Tan by luckycol13en April 23, 2010

freckles 

adorable little sunspots on your arm and face. The sweetest thing a guy can do is to connect your freckles with the tips of his fingers.

Girl- "Are you connecting my freckles"
Boy- "I can't help it, they're adorable, you're adorable."

freckles by Chartora June 10, 2010