Deaf Language

The language that deaf people speak

Person 1: Oh so you speak Deaf Language?
Deaf 1: jkalkjasfhgkashgjahsfvjhasjjbvaksdfbgasj
Person 1: YOOOO WHAT NO WAY!!!
Person 2: tf that nigga say?

by better qwintuples December 6, 2020

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022

Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.

That girl is phone deaf.

by mzs454 January 19, 2021

Stone Deaf

When one has smoked so much marijuana that they are unresponsive and they do no hear anyone around them trying to get their attention

This kid is so stone deaf all he's doing is starring at the door hinge. Thats neg props and he's haggard

by AlAx July 22, 2005

deaf willy

when a suave gentleman decides to fuck his girl in the ear and flood her ear with his man juice, thus leaving her temporarily deaf.

Ming gave Jennifer the deaf willy with his 3.54 inch dremel because she was not being obedient to his sexual desires.

by Ali R. August 29, 2006

Deaf Poets

A Miami based Bluesy-Garage rock band formed in late 2009. Comprised of panty drip maker frontman Sean Wouters and the monogamous, Nikolas Espinosa.

Basically, they're the only underground group from Miami that is worth spending two and a half minutes over to like/love their driven, epic music.

Oh Sally!

Hey brah, you heard that new Deaf Poets joint? Shits fucking EPIC.

by Missy Malone June 21, 2011

BONE DEAF

A term for a guy who is a selfish partner during sex, and who does not or will not listen to his partner when they tell him their needs, wants or desires in the bedroom. The word bone refers to the slang word for sex.

Dominick is really pissing me off! He always gets what he wants from me during sex, but when I ask him to do some thing, he does not listen! It's like, he's bone deaf or something!

by Brittany T April 22, 2008