4 definitions by AlAx

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx February 1, 2021
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It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx February 1, 2021
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When one is smoking a bowl of marijuana out of a piece and they suck so hard they get the whole bowl sucked into their mouth.
Oh dude! You just jackpotted huge! Thats neg props and you're haggard
by AlAx July 22, 2005
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When one has smoked so much marijuana that they are unresponsive and they do no hear anyone around them trying to get their attention
This kid is so stone deaf all he's doing is starring at the door hinge. Thats neg props and he's haggard
by AlAx July 22, 2005
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