by ernest_borgnine August 16, 2022
A significant other defined by an (undesired) medical condition, not by a agreed-upon relationship status.
Combination of "clinically significant" and "significant other."
Combination of "clinically significant" and "significant other."
They were only dating casually, but when he gave her the Clap, he became her clinically significant other.
by Brett Lider February 5, 2009
This is the get out clause that is used by doctors practicing medicine when they dont want to give you something, but dont have a real reason.
This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.
This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.
lady visits the doctors with severe pains in her back
lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home
husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"
lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home
husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"
by Foot Juice Solutions May 17, 2010
1. Any Clinical Governance Unit that will stop at nothing in its acquisition of C.R.E.A.M. and street cred (ibility) and whose actions are most reminiscent of an OG. A portmanteau of Clinical Governance Unit and G-Unit.
2. An OG whose actions equally meticulous as they are cold.
2. An OG whose actions equally meticulous as they are cold.
1. Did you hear about the hospital administrator who duked the performance metrics in order to scam more hospital funding? He was a real (Clinical) G-G-G-G-G-Unit!
2. Did you hear about the OG who picked up the shell casings after unloading a clip from his TEC-9? He was a real Clinical G-Unit.
2. Did you hear about the OG who picked up the shell casings after unloading a clip from his TEC-9? He was a real Clinical G-Unit.
by faustus December 1, 2018
A medical establishment where they try to cure you with Hellman's Real or --- if carbs/calories are of concern --- Light. Good luck on THAT one! :P
The Mayo Clinic is in cahoots with other dietary doctors and nutrition-centers in their local area --- once they get your cholesterol to sky-high levels with their "creamy calories" diet, they then ship you off to one of their confederate "good ol' boy network" centers to make even MORE money undoing the colossal damage that your "original" treatment caused!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
A physical place or establishment (e.g. a bar, restaurant, health club, actual veterinary clinic in the state of Kentucky) that contains a surprising amount of lesbians.
"Jesus Christ, bro. I've never seen so many buzz cuts and flannel shirts. Looks like a goddamn Kentucky vet clinic in here."
by BellicoseStampCollector July 25, 2019
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