Belgian bagpipe

The act of making a hole in the bed sheets facing your significant others nose, farting and lifting your legs up and down so that the scent is waft into their nasal cavity, bonus points if they start coughing

Person 1: my wife still isnt talking to me
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.

by Ramenslayer88 January 10, 2021

tulsa bagpipe

the act of receiving a blow job so good that wen you release you fart at the same time

Bro: I received that official last night

Bruh: how was it?

Bro: shawty made me TBP (Tulsa bagpipe)

by Immortal Hungry 1 April 26, 2018

braveheart bagpipe

similar to the rusty trombone, when a person is tossing the salad and simultaniously fingering the pussy of the female partner

The other night I meet a girl and later she made me play the braveheart bagpipe

by andy squared October 17, 2003

meat bagpipe

(1) Probably by far the most worthy and giggle-rich definition of the male reproductive member. The definition can, however, also be used to refer to the entire collective male genitalia.

(2) The penis and associated "sack".

Jill was unskilled at first, however, after a few expert lessons she was now fingering my meat bagpipe with expert dexterity.

Christy, skeptical at first, did not believe the rumors of me girth until she lifted me kilt and was forced to "benchpress" me meat bagpipe. Och... Aye!

by Stud McManly August 13, 2007

scottish bagpipe

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.

I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.

by realnice6969696 December 16, 2008

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase October 1, 2022

crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.

That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.

by analangus December 6, 2017