herp

A cross between a hiccup and a burp.

After Kelly D. takes a big swig of cold Diet Coke, she often does a herp.

by lisel May 24, 2004

herpes

the main std manifested in nikki
see nikki

i slept with nikki and now i have herpes

by skank master jasper December 8, 2005

itchy painful bumps on the genitalia. contracted from ho bags

Matt G. has herpes on his wang.

by Gbizzle October 11, 2003

by Stubs December 13, 2004

Something you do NOT want coming back positive at the doctors office...

I just took a test at the doctor... I think I have herpes in the mouth.

by Alxaisapenguin July 29, 2015

When someone gives you herpes by raping you

by Seamus Harte November 3, 2017

When something very bad happens, or when something happens that pisses you off. Origin: Texas
Derived from the word "Herpies"

Person1: "Dude I went to go get the kill
and he was out."

Person2:..."Herp"

by Praetorian March 30, 2004