"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"
"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"
"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"
by AJT67 August 26, 2007
The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.
Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!
Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!
Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!
Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
by frapeham3 November 30, 2011
Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"
by G.P. The Guinea Pig January 25, 2016
There is albino tadpole chowder on the tissue
by Schmahxgn January 21, 2009
Slang for masturbating
by Da Weatherman February 8, 2011
Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
by Kipst3r September 15, 2013
Very full scrotum
by elbow noodle May 1, 2014