Stinky Harpoon

You stick your dick into one girl's unclean ass, then pull it out and put it into a whale, or fat bitch's ass and then walk away. Must be done during a threesome

Did you hear about Jimmy? He pulled a stinky harpoon last night

by verygenericuwu August 10, 2019

meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021

harpoon-skii

an afghan male who's hair is flipped to the side and adds extra sassiness to any salad

me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii

you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch

by afghan browner November 8, 2010

Failed Harpoon

When cupid's harpoon fails.

That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.

by awk-man April 15, 2010

Harpoon in the ass

The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.

DAMN BITCH! Now I Can't Sit Down!!

by J35u5 January 22, 2005

harpoon-skiii

an undefined afghan male with purple hair

toothfairy: hey whos that afghan male with a purple mane.
chubaka: haha...that's just harpoon-skiii

by afghan brown November 8, 2010

Harpoon

A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.

"How many harpoons you got on you?"

or

"I'd do it for a couple of harpoons"

by Xavier Salazar July 1, 2006