successful dump

A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.

“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.

by NecroDew August 24, 2008

successful men

every men

you are men, you must be a successful men

by baguette lover May 6, 2022

dressed for success

dressing in clothes like make you look like a pimp for an important occasion

Barnes should show up to his greenscreen taping dressed for success.

by Jorsneezy November 1, 2007

Skills for Success

A total waste of a class that teaches the student how to type for half of a semester. For the rest of the semester you are stuck filling in packets that are word for word of the DMV handbook. Pros of this class include: easy texting, a great time to complete unfinished homework, and getting credit to get a driver's permit.

"What elective are you planning on taking next semester?"
"Skills for success..."
"Aw, that sucks!"
"Yeah, I know."

by ccchic March 27, 2009

Successful Day

The best kind of day. A day where you eat all day, watch movies, and listen to the musical hits from your high school days

K: This was the best birthday ever! I got to eat, listen to music, and watch movies all day!

J: Sounds like you had a successful day!!

by Jrob45005 December 21, 2014

Trumpian success

An utter failure.

Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.

by TedIII October 3, 2020

π success

A geekspeak term for “50% success”—indirectly referring to the angle measure of a semicircle being π radians or 180 degrees.

For simple-minded persons, “π success” would sound like a cool way to mean “3.14% success,” but not so for symbol-minded Martians.

by Fasters January 28, 2023