| 1. | Shit-for-brains | ||
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Shit-for-brains is commonly used to describe people who often go off topic and talk about something completely irrevelent. These people aren't very good at socializing and are extremely random. (most likely they are trying to acheive a certain kind of humor but failing miserably) Also see dumbfuck Ahh, guess we gotta break this conversation up. Here comes Shit-for-brains matthew.
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| 2. | close enough for government work | ||
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A phrase used to describe the quality of work difference of that of private enterprise and the government. BILL: I think we should start over, we did not do such a good job. Someone may get hurt.
WALTER: Don't worry, its close enough for government work. |
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| 3. | the C word | ||
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It pains me to utter it because the FBI will probably investigate me for it, but the C word refers to "Christmas." Originally derived from the Roman Saturnalia (observed on the winter solstice) and still viewed by some as a pagan holiday, in 2005 it was made illegal to say this word when preceded by the word "merry." Also, according to federal law, if anyone now directs the dread term "Merry Christmas!" towards a non-Christian, the mandatory minimum punishment is 20 lumps of coal for Christmas, as well as castration (it is a sort of forced New Year's resolution that you will give up your sexuality, male or female). In accordance with the law, in 2005 President George W. Bush sent out "Christmas" cards which simply read "Happy Holidays!" This is now the official legal term for the time of year between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. Acceptable alternatives are "Merry Festivus!," "Yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza!," and "Happy Boxing Day!" (None of the three deal with religion, so they are legally acceptable now). Christian Dude: "Have a very Merry Christmas!"
Baha'i Chick: "Oh my God, I can't believe you just said the C word to me! Isn't it obvious that I'm Baha'i? At least you could have said 'yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza' or 'happy holidays.' Jeez, this is like ten times worse than the time you called me a cunt! I'm gonna have to call the cops on you now, you know." Christian Dude: "No, please, I didn't mean it! I don't want to be forced to make a New Year's resolution to lose my manhood!" Baha'i Chick: "Oh grow up, no one keeps their New Year's resolutions anyway. Besides, you're Asian, so the new year doesn't come for like another month for you." |
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| 4. | Say Word Son | ||
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Asking for confirmation or to ask someone to swear something is true. Man I just got this bitch that looks like Beyonce's phone number.
Say word son Word |
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| 5. | say word | ||
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meaning- "for real?" this phrase is most commonly used by people with the nickname of " SKIP ".if used for every away message others will be annoyed. Boat: whats good skip?
Skip: nuttin dogg. Boat:yo i fucked that bitch last night. Skip: "say word?" |
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| 6. | for shizzle | ||
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For sure. Actually created by E-40, not Snoop Dogg.. but Snoop Dogg popularized the word. "I've always wanted to say this... For Shizzle!" - Dave Chappelle, Racial Debate (as Tiger Woods)
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| 7. | word | ||
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1. A recognizable combination of letters of any alphabet which embody a concept and used in sentences to convey meaning.
2. A slang term for "promise of truth" derived from "Word of Honor" or "Word is my bond" and shortened for convenience to simply "word". 3. A slang term for "absolute truth" derived from biblical reference to the "Word of God" or the Bible itself. 4. A slang term for an affirmative response or agreement. 5. A slang term for "you're not kidding" and "you can say that again" created because gangstas are too lazy and cool to say those nerdy phrases. You really need a fuckin example?
"word!" |
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