when a man slaps someone with his sweaty, stubbly, balls
i got scratches from tom giving me the sticky sandpaper slap
by assavengers January 4, 2009
Get the the sticky sandpaper slap mug.
An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.
-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.
by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011
Get the fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom mug.
The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.
Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
Get the Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway mug.
Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic July 16, 2008
Get the I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene mug.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020
Get the Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder. mug.
A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.
Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!
by Maximum girth March 8, 2021
Get the Sandpaper mug.
Has a sandpaper face from pimples and normally listens to TikToks to loud on the bus and is hulk but in a fat way
by November 1, 2020
Get the Sandpaper face mug.