Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

Queef

A Pussy Fart.

I was bangin her doggy style and she let out a queef.

by PyRo November 11, 2003

Queef

A quick release of air from the vagina. Resulting in a 'fart'-like sound. (Very funny to call someone)

That queef sounded like a fart.

by Jacob tyo January 13, 2008

Queef

When the tiny unicorn inside a vagina sneezes.

*Queef*
Me: Bless that unicorn.

by meep.exe August 4, 2018

Queef

a slang word, used for a bigmac from mcdonalds :)

guy 1: hey man, i could really go for a queef right now.

guy 2: yeah! a queef sounds delicious right about now!

by duh >:D November 3, 2020

Queef

Literally a pussy fart

-“Hey what’s that sound?”
Someone- “sorry I just queefed”

by 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 September 25, 2019

Queef

a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).

After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.

by POON-NA-NEE August 24, 2005