The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.
Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway
Get the Moaning Myrtle mug.
Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!
Myrtle was moaning in the toilet
by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021
Get the Myrtle mug.
A term used to describe a group a cunts that doofed at myrtle.

Origin: Swan River, Myrtle Dorm
Person 1: Are you going to the myrtle doof?
Person 2: Thats not even a question
by doofer368 September 26, 2022
Get the Myrtle mug.
A thiccums person who is generally tall and hot.
Myrtle is sooo thiccums.
by Cocopebblesrfun October 1, 2018
Get the Myrtle mug.
A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other
“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
Wtf
by Flame crotch October 1, 2021
Get the Dirty Myrtle mug.
A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
Get the Myrtle Beach 23 mug.