by xoxoxoluvshorties December 4, 2011
A town right outside of Boston. It's broken up into two sides: The East and The West. Milton is notably the most Irish town in the United States, although there is a rising number of African-Americans. Milton was also listed (respectfully) in 2007 and 2009 as the 7th and 5th best place to live in America. Very hard to imagine as there is virtually nothing to do there. Hence why there is such a big problem with drinking and drugs within the town's teenage inhabitants (who frequent the woods at night for "fun"). They also use slang which is getting more and more ridiculous by the year. Not to mention that many Milton teenagers don't take kindly to outsiders (Why? because they're assholes). By appearance, Milton is the epitome of a suburb. Nice houses, clean neighborhoods, etc.
Kids: "The cops are coming! Quick! Hide the reebs! Hide the reebs!"
Cops: "You idiots. Just because we're cops doesn't mean we're stupid enough to know that beers spelled backwards is reebs.....only in Milton, MA."
Cops: "You idiots. Just because we're cops doesn't mean we're stupid enough to know that beers spelled backwards is reebs.....only in Milton, MA."
by masterBarry September 7, 2010
The East Side of Milton, bordering on Quincy. Notable features include woods where straight up zeebin goes down, because they never heard of using someone's house, so kids always get arrested and shit. They have their own language.
by This kid right here April 16, 2007
A prep school in Massachusetts which, although academically excellent, has suffered enormous bad press because of the actions of a few. The student body is incredibly intelligent and independent (albeit not very unified).
It has its share of normal teenage hormonal behavior, but, contrary to some news reports, is not home to extravagant orgies. Even the stereotypical stoners and shallow DSGs tend to be surprisingly intelligent. The administration occasionally feeds the students feel-good, politically correct crap. Boarders are very loyal to their dorms, and day students rally under the 'because our parents love us' slogan... such is life.
It has its share of normal teenage hormonal behavior, but, contrary to some news reports, is not home to extravagant orgies. Even the stereotypical stoners and shallow DSGs tend to be surprisingly intelligent. The administration occasionally feeds the students feel-good, politically correct crap. Boarders are very loyal to their dorms, and day students rally under the 'because our parents love us' slogan... such is life.
Nobles Kid: It'll be, like, really funny if we drive by Milton Academy and honk our horn, like, really loud at them!!! *guffaws*
Techie: *hiss* All your base are belong to us.
Freshman: *blinks*
DSG: Daddy's buying me these giant, fuzzy Uggs!
Speechie: *slinks off to rejoin his evil speechie clan*
Student Body: OHHHH SIXXX!! FOOOOORBES! YEAH HALLOWELL!! etc.
Techie: *hiss* All your base are belong to us.
Freshman: *blinks*
DSG: Daddy's buying me these giant, fuzzy Uggs!
Speechie: *slinks off to rejoin his evil speechie clan*
Student Body: OHHHH SIXXX!! FOOOOORBES! YEAH HALLOWELL!! etc.
by i_am_sam89 January 2, 2006
Milton Freewater is located in North East Oregon State. Often called M-F, M-F used to be the only hyphenated town in the USA, until the post officed dropped the hyphen.
The reason for the strange name: Originally there was only Milton. The founders of Milton wanted a "Dry" town (No alcohol). So a large group of folks decided to move a few miles away and start their own town--with alcohol. They got other folks to move from Milton by offering them "free city water hookup". Voila!--Milton Freewater.
They later realized it was stupid to have two small towns and combined.
Years ago two drunk drug addicts wrote "Muddy Frogwater" on the road sign heading out of M-F. Now the town has adopted this as its slogan, and all the business have carved/painted frogs out front. There are few real frogs in M-F, and it ain't real muddy.
The reason for the strange name: Originally there was only Milton. The founders of Milton wanted a "Dry" town (No alcohol). So a large group of folks decided to move a few miles away and start their own town--with alcohol. They got other folks to move from Milton by offering them "free city water hookup". Voila!--Milton Freewater.
They later realized it was stupid to have two small towns and combined.
Years ago two drunk drug addicts wrote "Muddy Frogwater" on the road sign heading out of M-F. Now the town has adopted this as its slogan, and all the business have carved/painted frogs out front. There are few real frogs in M-F, and it ain't real muddy.
Joey says: "Hey, lets get out of Walla Walla and go to the Muddy Frogwater Festival in Milton Freewater tonight!"
by Sewneo February 27, 2010
he is the when but when it went out the vent he went down and then he went down a vent. Milton högnell
by Sime_simmar_med_simfot April 8, 2022
It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.
by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022